ABOUT THE AMAZINGLY FABULOUS AUTHORS
Professor Bacon |
Professor Bacon is a sixth-grade mastermind - I mean, she is celebrating her twenty-sixth birthday on July 8th, and is currently living in a house somewhere near a blue park (UGH!! TMI!!). She has many odd idiosyncrasies, including her obsession with bacon and her not-so-uncommon love for dogs of all kind, even the little prissy pink-dyed, over-groomed miniature poodles that ride around in rich ladies' big honking purses. She is very brilliant and loves to write stories (even though her "short" stories are usually over four pages front and back in a teeny-tiny font, have no spacings and have no end and kind of suck). Her favorite color is orange, the shade of the many notifications she gets on Instagram after people like her pictures. Professor Bacon is also a history professor/scientist, by the way. |
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Professor S'morez
Professor Smorez apparently loves s'mores. She also invented S'mores Pizza. And she really likes coffee. And she's pretty good - I mean AMAZING at the viola. Her favorite color is purple, like her hair.